Bananas are magic.
David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.
trying to even out ur hoodie strings like
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
parents: “u should be more active”
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
Justin Timberlake plays tag with a taxicab
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes